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Is it true that loud music will stop me getting pregnant?


Don't be silly!
[There are only two ways known to womankind to NOT get pregnant and only one of these comes with a GUARANTEE. Perhaps the most well-known, is to use a form of contraception prior to and during intercourse. In consultation with a health care professional and/or a responsible adult (if one is still new to a sexually active lifestyle) this is an extremely reliable way to prevent pregnancy. However, you can still get caught out. The only 100 % reliable way to ensure that you won’t get pregnant is to NOT HAVE SEX.]
  If you are naive enough to think loud music can stop pregnancy you are DEFINITELY not ready for sex. Or as Jeremy Kyle might say “You’re an idiot and shouldn’t be allowed to breed.”

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